catboybeebop:

tchaikennugget:

man the site that used to be full of people horny for the onceler now getting really hyped about tree law is some serious poetic irony

we’ve learnt to stop loving idiot capitalist twinks and have sided with The Lorax, that bear of a man was right all along

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amalgamasreal:

So Universal Pictures may have just intentionally over-pruned all of the city owned trees in front of their LA corporate office in an effort to fuck with the WGA/SAG-AFTRA picketers during what is predicted to be the hottest week of the year so far:

And the LA City Controller is looking into it:

Once again it looks like it’s time for:

basicallymsfrizzle:

theinformationcollector:

TIL of the Spoiler Paradox, a psychological phenomenon where being informed of how a story ends before experiencing it seems to increase the enjoyment of the story, rather than decrease it.

via beatlyzer.com

I’ve been saying this for fucking ever. Plot is the least fucking important element of any narrative, HOW you get there is SO MUCH MORE of what makes a story special

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bedlund:

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organicmatter:

i am just an animal why am i doing all this

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carnadelions:

carnadelions:

absolutely love it when people are like why do you like this fictional character so much look at all their bad qualities. my brothersister in christ their bad qualities are why i like them

“what do you see in them” only the very worst. i hope this helps

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cozycryptidcorner:

juniepurr:

i usually block p*rnbots but this one can stay

I want to know who amongst us was the Benedict Arnold that reported what the average tumblr user was like to the bot programmers. because I know someone had to squeal.

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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

lualmu:

the-angels-take-asgard:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

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